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Hey All!

All you new and all you who have been putting up with me for the nearly 100 (94 to be exact) daily dose posts that you have had to endure… 

I just want to let you know that today I am driving across the United States of America. 

LONG VERSION

(just skip this part)

Last Friday my older brother called and submitted a request– because that’s what we do in our family. We don’t ask for help. Instead we treat everything real formal like.. and submit requests.

Anyway, his request was as follows:

‘Who wants to help me move home?’ 
(He lives in California; home is North Carolina)

‘Me! Me!’ I screamed into the phone.

Irritated, he said ‘No, no, not you… anybody else?’ 

My older sister volunteered.

BUT… then he was like ‘Crud, (really he cursed but I shall remain PG here) we’re going have to let Beck come along. I’ve got two cars and we need more than two drivers.’ 

To which I wanted to say:

HA! Sucker. 

But thought better of it because he’s older and bigger than me, he’s Military, and quite frankly he’s a little scary.

That was the long unnecessary version. (I told you to skip it.)

SHORT VERSION

(honestly, you can skip this part too)

I’m taking a road trip. We’re taking the time to see some good old American awesomeness, so it will take a while.

THE PART YOU REALLY SHOULD SKIP…

For real– don’t read it. It’s borderline embarrassing.

Beck, really? Borderline? There’s nothing borderline about it. It’s straight up embarrassing, if you ask me.

I didn’t ask you

Let my people know that I will be going on a road trip and won’t be posting for a little while. And by a little while I mean two weeks.

Beck

Beck, you can’t quote yourself
Why not?
It’s weird…

Weird? Im possible!

I do want you to know that I will try my darnedest to post The Tori Story but Daily Dose is right out.

See you when I get back!

Is she gone?

Yeah, I think so…

Woohoo!

And there was much rejoicing…